You will find in these many pages much to gratify your longings and desires, much to inform and enlighten and, indeed, no little to amuse. For is it not written that "Variety is the Spice of Life", "Educational Films are the Spice of the Program", "Variety is the Show Biz Bible" and "Snappytoons are the Greatest Thing Beneath the Sun and Moon"? We can do naught but concur with these ancient words of wisdom and trust that you, the best and brightest of today, can only do likewise as, verily, we metaphorically march merrily toward an even bester and brighter tomorrow!

(The above is from the Dedication Speech given by Terwilliger Ryan III
on nationwide television in front of the Train Station at Snappytoons Studios)

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